Space Parlor

Aggregate age : 792

1. Phil Donahue (72)
2. Bob Barker (85)
3. Les Paul (93)
4. Hugh Hefner (82)
5. Keith Richards (65)
6. Andy Griffith (82)
7. Kirk Douglas (92)
8. Angela Lansbury (83)
9. Abe Vigoda (87)
10. Shane McGowan (51)

Not Witty

Aggregate age: 596

Michael Jackson (50)
Farrah Fawcett (62)
Bernie Madoff (70)
Elizabeth Taylor (76)
John Goodman (56)
Peter Faulk (81)
Aretha Franklin (66)
Kim Jong Il (67)
Artie Lange (41)
Jade Goody (27) [Team Captain]

Hit By A Bus

Aggregate age: 824

1. Ted Kennedy (76)
2. Robert Mugabe (84)
3. Fidel Castro [Team Captain](82)
4. Nancy Reagan (87)
5. Senator Robert Byrd (91)
6. Billy Graham (90)
7. Jerry Lewis (82)
8. Steve Jobs (53)
9. Betty White (87) and Healthy as a fucking horse.
10. Walter Cronkite (92) Mother died at 101 when Cronkite was 77.

152's

Aggregate age: 632

1. Ramzan Kadyrav (32)
2. Aleksandr Lukashenko (53)
3. Hun Sen (56)
4. Than Schwe (75)
5. Hosni Mubarak (79)
6. Meles Zenawi (52)
7. Frank Bainimarama (53)
8. Silvio Berlusconi (71)
9. King Bhumibol [Team Captain](80)
10. Elizabeth II (81)